The Amazing Heroes!! Rises Again on

Hello fearless readers,

Just when you thought I couldn’t produce any material more comically brilliant than my blandly awful poetry, I wrote a script about superheroes with shitty superpowers. That’s RIGHT! Mystery Men be damned.

This masterwork of subtle, character-driven dialogue and obvious dick jokes will make you PEE YOUR PANTS with laughter. That’s my guarantee. And if for some reason it doesn’t, I will personally come to your house and PEE THEM FOR YOU. I go the extra mile for my readers.

Please, please, please take a moment to rate my script.

You don’t even have to read it, just sign in with your account and click the number of stars closest to the amount of money I owe you.

Chances are, it’s at least five bucks.

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