The Amazing Heroes!! Rises Again on Amazon.com

Hello fearless readers,

Just when you thought I couldn’t produce any material more comically brilliant than my blandly awful poetry, I wrote a script about superheroes with shitty superpowers. That’s RIGHT! Mystery Men be damned.

This masterwork of subtle, character-driven dialogue and obvious dick jokes will make you PEE YOUR PANTS with laughter. That’s my guarantee. And if for some reason it doesn’t, I will personally come to your house and PEE THEM FOR YOU. I go the extra mile for my readers.

Please, please, please take a moment to rate my script.

You don’t even have to read it, just sign in with your Amazon.com account and click the number of stars closest to the amount of money I owe you.

Chances are, it’s at least five bucks.

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