Yeah so I know it’s been like two months since I blogged. But get off my back, pretend-fans! Sometimes you have to take a little time off from self-aggrandizing to just be, ya know?
Anyway, to put an end to your imaginary letters of desperation (in which you urge me to write anything, ANYTHING!) I will include a few links here to some words in pseudo-random order which attempt to communicate the depths of my soul using words like “heart” and “sorrow.”
That’s right, fearless readers: I’m laying some POETRY on your asses!
I am NOT a poet. Any bodily reactions you experience while reading these poems are your responsibility.