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Some mumbling number of years ago, I emerged bloody and (I am told) remarkably blissful from my mother’s womb. The legend goes that I was born with a smile on my face, and that because I was faced the wrong way ’round it was my mother who saw me first. Like many who would follow her, she was smitten instantly by my grin and my staring, wide-brown eyes.

My father tells me I peed on him.

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  1. too funny…what a way to come (into this world, that is)

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